From Everything.Sucks

Dylan is a multi-paradigm programming language that includes support for functional and object-oriented programming (OOP) and is dynamic and reflective while providing a programming model designed to support generating efficient machine code, including fine-grained control over dynamic and static behaviors. It was created in the early 1990s by a group led by Apple Computer.

Dylan derives from Scheme and Common Lisp and adds an integrated object system derived from the Common Lisp Object System (CLOS). In Dylan, all values (including numbers, characters, functions, and classes) are first-class objects. Dylan supports multiple inheritances, polymorphism, multiple dispatches, keyword arguments, object introspection, pattern-based syntax extension macros, and many other advanced features. Programs can express fine-grained control over dynamism, admitting programs that occupy a continuum between dynamic and static programming and supporting evolutionary development (allowing for rapid prototyping followed by incremental refinement and optimization).

A troubled learner from a premier university in Africa writes " Dylan has a lot of complexities which makes it difficult for people who cannot afford tuition. The model has been designed such that it cannot be self-taught. It takes a longer time to get used to the language unlike the others which are self-explanatory"


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Miss D M Jones says

"I used this company a couple of years ago for my Daughter's prom dress, I am surprised they are still trading! I paid extra for the made to measure service, the dress arrived looking completely different to the picture. It was obviously not made to measure, the material was awful and the dress had holes and pulls in it. I immediately emailed, sent pics and asked for a return form, I was asked to keep the dress and pay myself for it to be fixed! It didn't matter how many times I requested a return form I was always ignored. I was lucky eventually I got my money back via my bank and another prom dress that was off the peg and cheaper than this one Please, please, please avoid using this company at all cost, they should be banned from advertising and trading with the UK."

Joanne Martin says

"The dress I ordered was 'light sky blue as on picture', but on the 9th March I received a green dress. On the 10th March I used the company's return request online form, and emailed separately stating I would need to return the dress. I have had several email conversations since, I have provided photos but all Dylan Queen have said is that they are 'looking into this problem'. It is now the 2nd May. Update 5th May Dylan Queen confirmed they won't allow me to return my dress or refund me."

Rosie Gore says

"Extremely disgusted Post never came in time The dress was squashed into a thin bag (caused creases) Nothing like the dress I paid so much money for Measurements where completely off Cheap Material Disgusting customer service Never had a solution to my problem"

Joe says

"Extremely poor workmanship. Not sure that the dress can even be altered. My measurements are correct but cannot put my arms above my waist. Post sale customer service awful."

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